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    If killing a career made one eligible for a Darwin Award, there would somewhere be a thread with a million posts on it. People kill or badly injure their own careers by saying and doing stupid things every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tandfman View Post
    An infant can never be a candidate for a Darwin Award. Nor can those who kill others.
    It's the mother! No-one died. Stupid is as stupid does.
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    The mother isn't eligible either, no matter how stupid she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tandfman View Post
    The mother isn't eligible either, no matter how stupid she is.
    I can give the award to whomever I so please...so there!
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    But you don't own the Darwin Awards. Neither do I. Someone else does and he/she/they make the rules.

    https://darwinawards.com/rules/
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrJay View Post
    Lions behaving badly.....
    No, just lions behaving like lions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tandfman View Post
    The mother isn't eligible either, no matter how stupid she is.
    You may be right on the technicalities, but starving her child to death makes it more likely that her genes will be eliminated from the human gene pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotDutra5 View Post
    Today's couples award goes to:

    https://www.insideedition.com/mongol...w-rodent-52763

    "A quarantine was imposed in Mongolia because two people died from the bubonic plague after eating raw marmot meat, according to health officials"....
    The jokes just write themselves:

    "I dont blame them, it is so hard to resist well aged raw rodent meat"

    "I saw the raw rodent meat and I was hungry, what could possibly go wrong "?
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    "American drowns after proposing to his girlfriend underwater in Tanzania"

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/21/afric...rnd/index.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by TN1965 View Post
    "American drowns after proposing to his girlfriend underwater in Tanzania"

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/21/afric...rnd/index.html
    The article never says what caused him to drown. The bedroom couldn't have been too far underwater, and the only explanation seems to be he held his breath too long to get back to the surface. One would think he could tell when it was time to come up for air, but then again, Darwin candidates don't epitomize the best in judgment.
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