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    The Latest "Future" Candidate for the Darwin Award
     

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    Stupid, fat and ugly is a bad combo. Also a little mentallly challenged or a bit strung out.
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    The polar bears seem a bit bemused by the whole thing to be honest.

    I don't blame the animals one bit if some idiot decides to jump in. Although it's quite funny at my local zoo watching the lions chase bicycle riders along the edge of their enclosure. I think the keepers do it to give 'em a bit of exercise.

    If memory serves we had a schizophrenic jump in the lion enclosure at London zoo to try and recreate Daniel being fed to the lions but I can't remember if he got ate or not.
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    Don't you actually have to die in order to be a candidate for the Darwin Award?
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    I wonder what was going through the bear's mind as this nutjob approached it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzcyclist
    I wonder what was going through the bear's mind as this nutjob approached it.
    "What a nice, fat, juicy seal for my lunch today, yummy."
    "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
    by Thomas Henry Huxley
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    Don't you actually have to die in order to be a candidate for the Darwin Award?
    Technically yes. However maybe it should be a multi-category award ceremony, like the Oscars. This woman can enter the "I'm dumber than dirt and did something even dumber than that and somehow managed to survive anyways thanks to the assistance of folks with IQs that have to be at least 10 times my minuscule IQ" category.
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    I pray that her mind was fried on drugs . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad hammy
    Quote Originally Posted by tandfman
    Don't you actually have to die in order to be a candidate for the Darwin Award?
    Technically yes. However maybe it should be a multi-category award ceremony, like the Oscars. This woman can enter the "I'm dumber than dirt and did something even dumber than that and somehow managed to survive anyways thanks to the assistance of folks with IQs that have to be at least 10 times my minuscule IQ" category.
    my guess is this has nothing to do with dumb and more to do with some kind of psychiatric condition
    i deserve extra credit
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzcyclist
    I wonder what was going through the bear's mind as this nutjob approached it.
    1. Confusion.
    2. Amusement.
    3. Bewilderment.
    4. "She's in over her head."
    5. "Seein' things...got to stop smokin' so much weed."
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