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    Three points:

    1. Limericks are harder than they look.

    2. The clean ones usually aren't funny. Ogden Nash said that, in a Limerick.

    3. I know Squack is a legendary bad speller, but how in the name of dog do you misspell NO :?:
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike renfro
    Three points:

    1. Limericks are harder than they look.

    2. The clean ones usually aren't funny. Ogden Nash said that, in a Limerick.

    3. I know Squack is a legendary bad speller, but how in the name of dog do you misspell NO :?:
    Oh ym dog! Im Lexia-Dys, seriously i get things backwards all the time. I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis
    phsstt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SQUACKEE
    I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis
    Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by tafnut
    Quote Originally Posted by SQUACKEE
    I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis
    Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P

    He had the N & O, the order was just suspect
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike renfro
    Quote Originally Posted by tafnut
    Quote Originally Posted by SQUACKEE
    I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis
    Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P

    He had the N & O, the order was just suspect
    I had the right letters but then you insist they're in the right order- sheesh :x :cry:
    phsstt!
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    #26
    I thought it was 'know' . . .
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    There once was a grand sharing place
    for discussing track in cyber space
    They talked about hope
    And trashed those on dope
    And wagered on many a race
    Take good care of yourself.
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    I've always loved to High Jump,
    Though often I fell on my rump.
    But when I did clear,
    Wow ! wow ! the crowd would then cheer,
    And oh my, how my heart would then pump !
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    One of the more clever (and clean) limericks:


    There was a young woman named Bright
    Whose speed was much faster than light.
    She set out one day
    In a relative way,
    And returned on the previous night.
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    Re: Twack and Field Limericks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mennisco
    cheetah
    I can never look at that word the same again:

    http://www.dangelobrands.ca/tv-cheetah60.html
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