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    #11
    bad hammy wins!
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    #12
    Quote Originally Posted by tandfman
    bad hammy wins!
    My first-ever limerick!
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    #13
    Excellent! But you might still want to hold on to that day job.
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    #14
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    There is a dude who's hammy is bad :cry:

    But some would say he's just a cad :P

    He made fun of the Squack :lol:

    So the Squack must attack :twisted:

    You made one mistake-you made me mad :x
    phsstt!
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    #15
    There’s a mad man around with some henchmen
    Who’s pissed at a gimp who can’t ditch them
    The gimp used his cane
    Made the shot putters lame
    By smacking them hard in the nuts :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad hammy
    There’s a mad man around with some henchmen
    Who’s pissed at a gimp who can’t ditch them
    The gimp used his cane
    Made the shot putters lame
    By smacking them hard in the nuts :shock:
    Shakespear aint got nothin on you dog!

    My Henchmen wear cups of steel 8)

    So bring it on with zeal :roll:

    The Hammy can smack :x

    But my Henchman love Squack

    And they tell me you copped a feel
    ops:
    phsstt!
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    #17
    Some shot putting henchmen were in town
    Sent to hurt the poor gimp by some clown
    Their nuts were bashed in
    Then they fell on their chins
    And then lied ‘bout hetro hammy gettin' down
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    Re: Twack and Field Limericks
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    [quote="Mennisco"]


    There once was a sprinter from Nantucket...


    REST OF THREAD PULLED!!!!

    [Whaddisay, whaddisay--??]
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    There was a fine fellow named Pat
    Upon his marbles he sat
    When they did disappear
    His friends thought it queer
    And kicked him out of the frat.
    Take good care of yourself.
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    #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mennisco
    There was a fine fellow named Pat
    Upon his marbles he sat
    When they did disappear
    His friends thought it queer
    And kicked him out of the frat.
    When Pat had lost his marbles,

    a. no one was surprised
    b. his 'frat' turned out to be a co-ed dorm, from which he had previously been banned for behavior eventuated by a previous loss of marbles.
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